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"Work should distract you from your family. Family should distract you from your work. When work becomes family, family becomes work.

Do you know why you need a distraction? You don't like where you're going. Where are you going? Death. The more aware you are, the less effective distraction becomes.

When nothing distracts you from this life, you focus on where you're going. Death. What happens after death?”

- Sardonic Poet

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LEGAL AGREEMENT

WARNING: I am not a doctor, psychologist, or dietitian. I am not liable for ANY negative impact (directly or indirectly) to you or anyone else deemed appropriate (without my consent) to share/receive my insights (accrued during our private consultations)--based on a uniquely tailored philosophy (Sardonicism) designed by/for a bipolar person: John Ralph Tuccitto. Introspection is dangerous. Left to curiosity's talent to ignore danger, introspection can result in emotional triggers that will offend and linger without compassion--all the way to severe affects such as brain damage through psychosis and/or suicide.

The risk of using marijuana, alcohol or any other mind altering substance to enhance your ability to introspect--know that YOU assume all the risk provided by what "enhanced" experiences bring such as creating new trauma and worsening the despair of existing trauma. There's a reason why people hide from their problems. Living with mental illness, addiction, and sexual abuse is the easier option. Do you disagree with that? Prove it. To love, respect and forgive your flaws requires SEVERE objectivity to diagnose one effectively. When I say "I hunt fire," it means I will run towards your emotional triggers without mercy. I provide the objectivity you lack. When it comes to introspection, I don't know my own strength ergo psychosis. By filling out the form below and selecting 'Submit' you confirm you understand my terms. I reserve the right to refuse you service at any time.

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