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If true, you must say "yes" to all questions below to be eligible for my recovery plan.

I suffer from mental illness, addiction or sexual abuse?
I use pity as an emotional crutch?
I distrust authority?
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PLAN (Remote Artistic Therapy)

Read about 'Remote Artistic Therapy.' Here explains how my treatment cures trauma. You must know which treatment tier you want to sign up for before you book an appointment.

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WARNING: I am not a doctor, psychologist, or dietitian. I am not liable for ANY negative impact (directly or indirectly) to you or anyone else you deemed appropriate (without my consent) to share my insights (accrued during our private consultations)--based on a uniquely tailored philosophy (Sardonicism) designed by/for a bipolar person: John Ralph Tuccitto. Introspection is dangerous. Left to curiosity's talent to ignore danger, introspection can result in emotional triggers that will offend and linger without compassion--all the way to severe affects such as brain damage through psychosis, self-harm and/or suicide.

The risk of using marijuana, alcohol or any other mind altering substance to enhance your ability to introspect--know that YOU assume all the risk provided by what "enhanced" experiences bring such as creating new trauma and worsening the despair of existing trauma. There's a reason why people hide from their problems. Living with mental illness, addiction, and sexual abuse is the easier option. To love, respect and forgive your flaws requires SEVERE objectivity to diagnose one effectively. When I say "I hunt fire," it means I will run towards your emotional triggers without mercy. I provide the objectivity you lack. When it comes to introspection, I don't know my own strength ergo my suffering psychosis. By filling out the form below and selecting 'Submit' you confirm you accept my terms. I reserve the right to refuse you service at any time. Basically you can't sue me for any reason.

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