JOHN RALPH TUCCITTO IS 'SARDONIC POET'
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It took me seven years to develop a method to overcome the triggers of bipolarism.  In short, I wrote and published books chronicling my recovery.  I defined mechanisms in the mind which I translated into artwork.  I found a way to express myself that shed light on the unpalatable thoughts that tortured me.  No more.  If you are interested in learning how I did this, book an appointment.  I don't charge, I don't pay.

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"Work should distract you from your family. Family should distract you from your work. When work becomes family, family becomes work.

Do you know why you need a distraction?  You don't like where you're going.  Where are you going?  Death.  The more aware you are, the less effective distraction becomes.

When nothing distracts you from this life, you focus on where you're going.  Death.  What happens after death?
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- Sardonic Poet

Remote Artistic Therapy (It's free)

The inability to process events with objectivity censors the truth with ignorance.  I don't censor myself because my livelihood doesn't hinge on your approval.  I am reality's student, a student has no salary.  If you suffer from addiction, if you have unpalatable thoughts...I was once like you.  Think of this as charity; is that beneath you?  Make an appointment.  It's free.  Too good to be true?  There's a first-time for everything.  ​

I created a philosophy called "Sardonicism" (thanks to the path I documented).  With each book I wrote, I built another rung on the ladder.  When that ladder was completed, I climbed out of the hole.  I will help you re-create this process as you walk away from addiction and unpalatable thoughts.  It takes courage and stupidity; an ironic pair.

Are you an artist or a muse?  An artist documents inspiration, while a muse just sits there...watching you daring to know.  Both seek validation from an authority to release their insecurity.  When a muse admits (to the artist) his intelligence is attractive, the artist is validated.  When the artist admits (to the muse) she is an artist, the muse is validated.  You grow what I lack, you lack what I grow.

Listening swallows grief.  I have big ears.
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Crafts

Leverage your artistic abilities to visualize thoughts.
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Introspection

Define the fringes of sanity.
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Create Art

Document your ascension.
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Share

You are no longer a hypocrite.
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Watch video series called 'Post-it Canvas.'  I documented the teardown of my mental map.
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Sardonic Poet

Counterfeit Evangelist

It may shock you to learn I don't have a psychology degree...but I'm free.  This is what I do.  I listen to you talk, then I'll give you my objective analysis.  I have no incentive to drag things along because I'm not getting paid; same reason why I'm not afraid to lose your business.  

I am objective because my livelihood does not hinge on your approval.  I'll never share anything we discuss; thanks to a terrible memory I'll forget most of our discussions.  Seven years of my work (from psychosis to now) is available on my website, but you have to put in the effort.  If you don't like to read, schedule an appointment instead.  I tailor my insight to the individual.  My writing and my art however are fucking merciless.


I specialize in unpalatable thinking.   

​What is a Sardonic Poet?

A Sardonic Poet is a person who interprets mechanisms in the mind.  Using creativity to illuminate intangible, abstract concepts across outlets such as writing, poetry, artwork, illustrations, podcasts, skits, interviews etc. I shine a light on the mechanisms that require solving.

How do you beat Bipolarism?

You have to write a book. You have to embrace SEVERE honesty. Document your mind. Think of it as an instrument that perceives behavior.  The better the instrument, the more trivial behavior becomes to master. Does that make sense? ​

How much do you charge?

It's free.  I don't charge, and I don't pay.  Why?  My livelihood does not hinge on your approval or the approval of a governing body.  I say what needs to be said with severe honesty; I do not enable you with pity.  I'm not unkind, but offending you is just part of the path to developing thicker skin.
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Create a Skype account.

I will not host a session any other way.  Just sign up, it's free and it has a cool feature where it can blur out everything behind you if that helps sweeten the deal.

Get a private space.

If you have a home office (or a bedroom with a desk), clear off your desk to make room for materials.  You'll want to take down any posters or pictures so you can post your work on the wall.  You are going to map your mind onto your walls, just like I did.  Did you watch the video above?

Materials.

* - Required
  1. *Pencil set
  2. *Eraser
  3. *Sharpener
  4. *Different color highlighters
  5. A pack of Tabloid size printer paper
  6. *Sticky-tack
  7. Thumb-tacks
  8. Sculpty modelling clay
  9. Dental floss
  10. Different color pipe-cleaners
  11. ​Scotch tape
  12. *Stacks of post-its
  13. *Different color ballpoint pens (blue, red and black)
  14. Scissors

Equipment.

I have a Logitec 1080p webcam, and a cheap UHURU Podcasting Mic kit. that cost $80 on Amazon.  I like podcasting mics because they hover over the desk not taking up space.  You'll have to go into 'Sound' in Windows settings and make sure under 'Input - Choose your input device' that your microphone is selected; otherwise the sound will be picked-up by the webcam only.

Large format devices only.  I will be sharing slides with you and it will be difficult to read on a small device.  Use a laptop, desktop or tablet.

Contact me.

If you scroll to the bottom you'll see my contact information.  I prefer emails.  If you call me and I don't recognize your number I'm letting it go to voicemail.  It's up to you to leave your name, number or email so we can schedule a time.  After 7pm works for me on weekdays, weekends I'm more flexible.  The maximum the session will be is 1 hour.  Like I said, it's free.  What I get out of this is exercising my conscience.  I experienced psychosis for a reason, and the reason is to help people who have unpalatable thoughts recover.
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Artwork, poetry, skits and podcasts.  I'll have this.

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Books

I documented the origin of addiction thanks to my experience with psychosis.  I'll have this.

Politics

An original take on politics and human behavior.  I'll have this.

The Dearth of Empathy     

Perceiving reality without empathy.  (audio available)  I'll have this.​

What is Sardonisism?     

It is my philosophy.  You can comment and rate on every verse.  My bullshit was born to break.  (audio available) ​  I'll have this.​

The Simulation of Doubt

I don't claim to be correct, I claim to be interesting. (audio available)  I'll have this.

"Listening swallows grief.”

- Sardonic Poet

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I ONLY KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW.

Talk to me and I will give you a truly alien perspective.

email

john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com
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phone

416.540.6737

address

Georgetown ON, CANADA
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  • About the Author
  • Videos
  • books
  • politics
  • The Dearth of Empathy
  • What is Sardonicism?
  • The Simulation of Doubt
  • Book Appointment