JOHN RALPH TUCCITTO IS 'SARDONIC POET'
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Sardonic Poet presents

The Mythology of the Muse

What's worse than a muse that rejects your love? Muse #1
​A muse that reciprocates it. Muse #2
Visit the series 'Post-it Canvas' for an in-depth look into the research behind my books. 
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Published summer of 2017
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​Inspired by Muse #1
​93 pages

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Published summer of 2019
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​​Inspired by Muse #1
​83 pages

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Published fall of 2020
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Inspired by Muse #1
137 pages

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Inspired by Satan
​75 pages


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No Hypocrites
What is the missing context behind my books?
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​Inspired by unknown
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No Hypocrites
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Uploaded March of 2022
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​Inspired by Livists
​53 pages

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​Inspired by Star Trek
22 pages

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​Inspired by The Holy Spirit
8 pages

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What is the missing context behind my books?

How do you write a book?  Read until you want to record your own original ideas.

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Be honest.

Be brutally honest about how your trauma gave you insight into the subconscious mind.  It's a journey that grows with courage as you reveal (to your audience) more and more and more context (into your trauma).
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(Inverted towers of Babel)

Prepare for disappointment.

Your experience is hyper-specific to you, so don't expect validation from others.

Being an author is all about marketing.  Writing the book is the easier part; not to mention the scams out there trying to fuck you out of your money.  The books I write are about healing your bruised ego.  They are hyper-specific to me, so to get feedback I needed I had to get a professional review done for each book.  You're going to have to pay people to read your book.  If you want help to write your own book or to review your book, contact me.  I don't charge and I don't pay.  
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The Dearth of Empathy     

Perceiving reality without empathy.  (audio available)  I'll have this.​

What is Sardonicism?     

It is my philosophy.  You can comment and rate on every verse.  My bullshit was born to break.  (audio available) ​  I'll have this.​

The Simulation of Doubt

Mythological origin of Satan. ​(audio available)  I'll have this.

The Simulation of Progress

Schematic of reality.  I'll have this.

The Simulation of Coincidence

Peace is no incentive for compromise.  I'll have this.

"Listening swallows grief.”

- Sardonic Poet

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I ONLY KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW.

Talk to me and I will give you a truly alien perspective.

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john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com
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