JOHN RALPH TUCCITTO IS 'SARDONIC POET'
  • About the Author
  • Orchestral Flatulence
  • Mythology of the Muse
  • Book Appointment
  • 确定性文化使我们分裂。
  • The Dearth of Empathy
  • What is Sardonicism?
  • The Simulation of Doubt

Orchestral Flatulence 

Artwork, Poems, Skits, Podcasts.
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Light-Hearted

PIN New Section called "Happy Birthday (Reloaded)."

PIN Poo-Poo Salad titled "Carpet Shark."

PIN Poo-Poo Salad titled "Crown of Curls."

PIN Poo-Poo Salad titled "Gums Poo Thumbs."​

Drawing a Children's book

Documenting the creation of a children's book.

Happy Birthday (Reloaded)

Happy birthday is so formulaic.  I'll fix that.

Poo-Poo Salad

Signature comedy for children.  Stories that rhyme.

Bacio Formaggio

An Italian immigrant runs a bakery and sings to his customers.

Two-finger Tunes

I want people to know I'm intelligent without intelligence.
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Serious

​PIN The Shitty Butler titled "The Grand Opening."

PIN Muse Poem titled "Words are foolish."

PIN Muse Poem titled "Eternal Fuse."

PIN Muse Poem titled "Ignore me."

PIN Muse Poem titled "Obedient Grace."

Poetry

The voice of my ego.

Muse

The women that inspire me to write poetry.

The Shitty Butler

Very weird comedy.

Writers (Anon)ymous

Safe space for writers.

My Sacred Stupid

Pointing out things that don't make sense.

Cosmic Chatter

Illustrating mechanisms in the brain.

Post-it Canvas

Documenting the tear-down of my mental map.

Pixel-Parsley

Memories from working at the bank.
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Severe

PIN podcast episode #13 titled "You deserve luck."

PIN podcast episode #12 titled "Focus is just a lack of options."


PIN podcast episode #11 titled "You are free to struggle."

Quotable Quandaries

Logic.

Art

Merciless.

Broken Genius

Podcast.

The Sicilian Scotchman

Repugnant.

"Listening swallows grief.”

- Sardonic Poet

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I ONLY KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW.

Talk to me and I will give you a truly alien perspective.

email

john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com
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phone

416.540.6737

address

Georgetown ON, CANADA
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  • About the Author
  • Orchestral Flatulence
  • Mythology of the Muse
  • Book Appointment
  • 确定性文化使我们分裂。
  • The Dearth of Empathy
  • What is Sardonicism?
  • The Simulation of Doubt