Orchestral Flatulence
Get to know my personality through poetry, artwork, skits and podcasts.
Light-Hearted
Drawing a Children's bookDocumenting the creation of a children's book.
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Poo-Poo SaladSignature comedy for children. Stories that rhyme.
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Bacio FormaggioAn Italian immigrant runs a bakery and sings to his customers.
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Serious
My Sacred StupidI make fun of things you hold dear.
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The Shitty ButlerVery weird comedy.
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Beyond the BeatWhite Guy Rapping.
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Cosmic ChatterIllustrating mechanisms in the brain.
MuseThe women that inspire me to write poetry.
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Post-it CanvasDocumenting the tear-down of my mental map responsible for documenting the research for 'The Mythology of the Muse.'
PoetryAudition pieces
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BitecastBite-sized podcasts about why you should consider booking an appointment with me.
Politics
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Severe
Quotable QuandariesManic-Logic
The Sicilian ScotchmanRepugnant humour.
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ArtMerciless
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Broken GeniusPodcast
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MENU
MAIN COURSE |
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The Dearth of Empathy |
Perceiving reality without empathy. (audio available) I'll have this.
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What is Sardonicism? |
It is my philosophy. You can comment and rate on every verse. My bullshit was born to break. (audio available) I'll have this.
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The Simulation of Doubt |
Mythological origin of Satan. (audio available) I'll have this.
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The Simulation of Progress |
Schematic of reality. I'll have this.
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The Simulation of Coincidence |
Peace is no incentive for compromise. I'll have this.
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I ONLY KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW.
Talk to me and I will give you a truly alien perspective.
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ON, CANADA
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