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Orchestral Flatulence 

Get to know my personality through poetry, artwork, skits and podcasts.
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Light-Hearted

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Drawing a Children's book

​Documenting the creation of a children's book.
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Poo-Poo Salad

Signature comedy for children.  Stories that rhyme.
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Bacio Formaggio

An Italian immigrant runs a bakery and sings to his customers.
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Serious

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My Sacred Stupid

I make fun of things you hold dear.
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The Shitty Butler

Very weird comedy.
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Beyond the Beat

White Guy Rapping.
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Cosmic Chatter

Illustrating mechanisms in the brain.
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Muse

The women that inspire me to write poetry.
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Post-it Canvas

Documenting the tear-down of my mental map responsible for documenting the research for 'The Mythology of the Muse.'
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​Poetry

Audition pieces
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Bitecast

Bite-sized podcasts about why you should consider booking an appointment with me.
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Politics
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A unique take on American politics.
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Severe

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Quotable Quandaries

Manic-Logic
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The Sicilian Scotchman

Repugnant humour.
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Art

Merciless
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Broken Genius

Podcast
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The Dearth of Empathy     

Perceiving reality without empathy.  (audio available)  I'll have this.

What is Sardonicism?     

It is my philosophy.  You can comment and rate on every verse.  My bullshit was born to break.  (audio available) I'll have this.​

The Simulation of Doubt

Mythological origin of Satan.  (audio available)  I'll have this.

The Simulation of Progress

Schematic of reality.  I'll have this.

The Simulation of Coincidence

Peace is no incentive for compromise.  I'll have this.

"Listening swallows grief.”

- Sardonic Poet

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I ONLY KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW.

Talk to me and I will give you a truly alien perspective.

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john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com
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