Ideal on larger devices
The Chronic Christian
Preacher (to Muse exclusively)
Georgetown, Ontario
About Me
Husband, father of two. Sedentary lifestyle. I'm a real catch.
Experience
The Chronic Christian
July 2020 to present
Georgetown, Ontario
Simple. I get high, read the bible and share my interpretation. I'm here to preach to Muse. I know why they are special. That's not a compliment. Muse are very powerful. I know first hand because a muse helped triggered my psychosis. I am bipolar. I can't sleep anymore. Every time I try I feel my brain spinning apart. I need medication to sleep. I don't want to this experience to happen to anyone else. I have documented the mythology of the muse to explain their role in Christianity. This is my interpretation. That can change based on my progress reading the bible.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke
I'm not doing nothing anymore. I may be a hypocrite...but I am no coward.
July 2020 to present
Georgetown, Ontario
Simple. I get high, read the bible and share my interpretation. I'm here to preach to Muse. I know why they are special. That's not a compliment. Muse are very powerful. I know first hand because a muse helped triggered my psychosis. I am bipolar. I can't sleep anymore. Every time I try I feel my brain spinning apart. I need medication to sleep. I don't want to this experience to happen to anyone else. I have documented the mythology of the muse to explain their role in Christianity. This is my interpretation. That can change based on my progress reading the bible.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke
I'm not doing nothing anymore. I may be a hypocrite...but I am no coward.
Sardonic Poet
December 2015 - July 2020
Georgetown, Ontario
Hello, I am a Sardonic Poet. Not the Sardonic Poet. I am reality's student. A student has no salary. Why? Because I only know what I don't know.
Sardonic Poet is a person at odds with (what is generally accepted by) those smitten with innovation. Sardonic Poet identify what benefits should persist in humanity's lives and lovingly mock those who are ignorant to the fact they are indoctrinated in a cult. The cult of innovation has few heretics, I am one such heretic. I will use "innovative" intelligence to reboot your mind and help you rediscover the value of spiritual autonomy (briefly). I am bipolar so I have no autonomy. I know what I sound like, and if you are drawn to my ideas it might scare you, it might amuse you to know that through your cherished dignity will thee find God’s tune.
December 2015 - July 2020
Georgetown, Ontario
Hello, I am a Sardonic Poet. Not the Sardonic Poet. I am reality's student. A student has no salary. Why? Because I only know what I don't know.
Sardonic Poet is a person at odds with (what is generally accepted by) those smitten with innovation. Sardonic Poet identify what benefits should persist in humanity's lives and lovingly mock those who are ignorant to the fact they are indoctrinated in a cult. The cult of innovation has few heretics, I am one such heretic. I will use "innovative" intelligence to reboot your mind and help you rediscover the value of spiritual autonomy (briefly). I am bipolar so I have no autonomy. I know what I sound like, and if you are drawn to my ideas it might scare you, it might amuse you to know that through your cherished dignity will thee find God’s tune.
RBC
11 years 7 months
Interaction Designer
Mar 2011 - Dec 2015 (4 years 10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
11 years 7 months
Interaction Designer
Mar 2011 - Dec 2015 (4 years 10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
- Responsible for creating user interaction design for RBC Online Banking and Investing applications for desktop and mobile.
- Produce detailed wireframes, prototypes, user scenarios, flow diagrams, white board sessions to communicate effectively to business and technical partners.
- Create sketches for rapid prototyping, and conduct design sessions for mobile platforms such as iPhone and Android.
- Strong creative visual designs skills aid in developing simple, elegant and unconventional solutions to satisfy complex project requirements and user needs.
Senior Interface Designer - Online Brokerage and Insurance Solutions
Mar 2009 - Mar 2011 (1 year 10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
Mar 2009 - Mar 2011 (1 year 10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
- Responsible for creating User Interfaces (UI) for RBC Online application using best practices in usability, user centered design and accessibility while adhering to RBC standards and practices.
- Collaborates with developers and system architects to ensure technology can support proposed designs that meet resource and project timelines.
- Develops new and evolving RBC design standards to accommodate new functionality. Research industry trends and new technologies.
- Enhance project artefacts to better communicate complex interface behaviour using HTML, Visio and PhotoShop diagrams.
Design Technologist – Design Technology & Innovation
Mar 2005 - Jun 2009 (4 years 4 months)
Toronto, Ontario
Mar 2005 - Jun 2009 (4 years 4 months)
Toronto, Ontario
- Create, develop and deliver well designed interface templates and style guides that incorporate usable designs relating to consistency, look-and-feel, best practices, compatibility and technical constraints.
- Develop project management artifacts such as wireframes, GUI specifications and accessibility certification documents.
- Build prototypes for usability testing and presentations, HTML and PhotoShop mock-ups.
- Test development builds to ensure GUI and accessibility guidelines are adhered to.
Business Analyst - Brand Management & Advertising
Jun 2004 - Mar 2005 (10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
Jun 2004 - Mar 2005 (10 months)
Toronto, Ontario
- Responsible for the management & maintenance of the marketing communications intranet website.
- Gather requirements from Marketing Communication (intranet) and rbcroyalbank.com (internet) stakeholders and delegate to an external vendor to build. Work closely with external vendor and respond to any questions.
- QA all vendor changes before promoting to production and run quality control report using WebCentral tool to identify any broken links.
- Server cleanup using web tools offered via WebCentral to remove outdated, orphaned files in preparation for migrating to EWCMS.
Education
Seneca College of Applied Arts and Technology
Digital Media Arts
2000 - 2002
Toronto, Ontario
Digital Media Arts
2000 - 2002
Toronto, Ontario
- Proficient in modeling and texturing techniques as well as lighting and camera details. Worked with Bones; skinning characters; lip-syncing and character animation in 3D Studio MAX
- PhotoShop, Corel Draw, and Illustrator; proficient with many tools within each individual package
- Editing video and ‘Blue Screen’ using Abode After Effects and Premier
- Colour Theory, which colours compliment a particular subject matter to impress.
Carleton University
General Arts
1998 - 1999
Ottawa, Ontario
General Arts
1998 - 1999
Ottawa, Ontario
- Activities and Societies: Carleton Ravens Football Program
Brother Andre CHS
1994 - 1998
Markham, Ontario
1994 - 1998
Markham, Ontario