Home Owner: What the fuck are you doing? Is that that Gouda?
Exterminator: I ran out of Swiss. Home Owner: Why are you-where are the traps?! Exterminator: Oh...sorry there must be some confusion. Did you say you want more rats? Home Owner: What-the-I can't...who the fuck wants rats? Exterminator: Now that you mention it...I can't think of a person who would want more rats. Home Owner: Get the fuck out of my house. Exterminator: Ah yes my confusion was linked to stupidity. Home Owner: Oh SHIT a MOUSE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Exterminator: You sure dooooo don't like rats. Home Owner: You guys hiring?
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