JOHN RALPH TUCCITTO IS 'SARDONIC POET'
  • About the Author
  • Orchestral Flatulence
  • Mythology of the Muse
  • Book Appointment
  • 确定性文化使我们分裂。
  • The Dearth of Empathy
  • What is Sardonicism?
  • The Simulation of Doubt

The Shitty Butler

Fathers exist to amuse their children.

Just sayin...

4/24/2019

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Wife:  Why you keep standing next to me when I cook?

Husband: I don't want you to ask "where is that piece of shit?"  I'm right here.

Wife: You are a hypocrite.

Husband: Whens that stopped anybody before now?
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    The Shitty Butler

    I'm kind of like your husband whom which you pay to do the chores you hate.

    I specialize in cleaning toilets akin to the quality I deem acceptable, making my signature pizzas for your dinner, finally washing most of your dishes before I leave.

    No charge for middle-class. ;)

    Now serving Georgetown Ontario, Canada.

    Book an appointment via email with the subject line reading:

    "Hey shit head..."

    john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com

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  • About the Author
  • Orchestral Flatulence
  • Mythology of the Muse
  • Book Appointment
  • 确定性文化使我们分裂。
  • The Dearth of Empathy
  • What is Sardonicism?
  • The Simulation of Doubt