Just sayin...

4/24/2019

Wife: Why you keep standing next to me when I cook?

Husband: I don't want you to ask "where is that piece of shit?" I'm right here.

Wife: You are a hypocrite.

Husband: Whens that stopped anybody before now?

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The Shitty Butler

I'm kind of like your husband whom which you pay to do the chores you hate.

I specialize in cleaning toilets akin to the quality I deem acceptable, making my signature pizzas for your dinner, finally washing most of your dishes before I leave.

No charge for middle-class. ;)

Now serving Georgetown Ontario, Canada.

Book an appointment via email with the subject line reading:

"Hey shit head..."

john.tuccitto@sardonicpoet.com

The Shitty Butler

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